Socks go missing from the laundry. Have you ever wondered where they go? What becomes of them? Relieve yourself of these stresses and worries with The Sacrificial Sock™.
This expertly trained sock aims to protect your laundry from the scourge of the hungry washer or dryer. Get yours today and stop this vicious laundry cycle!
The Sacrificial Sock will work in all makes and models of commercially available laundry devices. Socks will vary in appearance.
The Sacrificial Sock is only $9.95*
Makes a perfect gift or stocking stuffer!
The Sacrificial Sock will work in all makes and models of commercially available laundry devices. It's just a sock.
It's about time somebody did something!
- Ira Tated, Chicago, IL
Your Sacrificial Sock will serve as the ultimate sacrifice to all-powerful laundry gods who dictate the fortunes of your socks. Offering the Sacrificial Sock saves the lives of countless, innocent socks that laundry gods would normally devour.
Driving yourself crazy wondering what happened to your lost socks? Doubt your laundry abilities no more by using the trusted Sacrificial Sock. Studies have shown that you will sleep better at night without the burden of contemplating a sock's mysterious disappearance.
From pinning socks together to dreaded hand-washing, nothing seems to keep socks from vanishing. Fortunately the Sacrificial Sock helps to alleviate this problem with each and every use. You can rely on Sacrificial Sock to make your life easier!
Replacing socks over time is time-consuming and costly. Regular use of the Sacrificial Sock will help to save you money by keeping your socks properly paired, thereby freeing up funds to buy sports cars, vacation homes, and more novelty gifts.